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"You have bewitched me." - Ichabod Crane

"Life sucks and then you die" - Jacob Black

"I gotta start pretending to care" - House

"Bazzinga" - Sheldon

"Lost There, Felt Here" - Conservation International

"WALL.E!" - Eve

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." - Captain Jack Sparrow

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that is why it is called the present." - Master Oogway

"Smiley and wave boys/ My Monochromatic friend" - Madagascar Penguins

"6 to 9 years. Reply: 69 years?!" - Madagascar 2

"That is an S.U.V; Humans ride in then because they are slowly losing their ability to walk." - R.J.

"Just keep swiming" - Dory

"Why is the rum gone?!/ Why is th rum always gone? / Why is all but the rum gone?" - all POTC